adventurersclub regains list

[bottlerockets]

Family Photo - a picture of Chicken Little with what appears to be his mother and father. Everyone seems to be very happy in this photo.

Adventurers Club Pin - It's made of cheap plastic and looks as though it might snap in half at any moment.

Lard Lad Donut (x2) - It's a scrumptious pink donut! Mmm...donut...

Gas Gun (x2) - Suck gas, evildoer! It lets out a little puff of smoke when you pull the trigger.

Super Mushroom - Will not make you bigger, but makes the distinctive sound when you touch it!

Kermit the Frog Consolation Keychain - It's a small, poorly-made plastic keychain of Kermit the Frog. It looks like it used to be merch for some sort of attraction, but the letters have long since faded.

Photos! Photos of Spider-Man! - I want them on my desk by five o'clock or you're fired!

101 Dalmation Dolls - I hope you like drowning in puppy toys.

Angels with Filthy Souls VHS - Keep the change, ya filthy animal.